We need How Are Ya Guys at all of our Colorado Stores. Our business in Colorado is booming, and we need to make sure our customers feel at home.

Job Title: How Are Ya Guy

Job Responsibilities:

• When customers come in the front door, the How Are Ya Guy says "How Are Ya?  Welcome to SeemsFree!  Ain't NOBODY Cheaper!"

• Must clean up crap that gets spilled on the floor near the entry way.

• Help restock shelves after your shift, on your own time so it doesn't cut into your manager's bonus money.

Skills required:

• Pretty good haircut - some of our customers can be picky about stuff like that.

• Don't smell too bad.

• Clean clothes every day, not just Sundays.  You have to buy your clothes from SeemsFree, but you get a 5% discount off retail.

• The ability to say "How Are Ya?" in at least one language.  You get extra points for being bi... (LINGUAL! LINGUAL!)

Pay and Benefits:

• Ya get paid what the job's worth, every two weeks.

• No medical

• No dental

• No vision

• No life

• No benefits except for the SeemsFree employee discount. (5% under $100, 6% over $100, unless you're a manager, then it's what ever you can get an employee to load into your car after closing time.)

Sound good?  Hell yes it does! Apply On-Line NOW!